parents : don’t talk to people on the internet!
me : okay
*signs up to tumblr*
*chats with strangers*
*becomes best friends with them*
why do we never talk about the fact that one direction was on icarly and they replaced harry with gibby
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
Smelborp for president
ONE MINUTE HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS ABOUT TO DESTROY YOU AND MAKE YOU SCREAM OUT HIS NAME
THEN SECONDS LATER HE TURNS INTO A COMPLETE GIGGLY PUP
HOW THE FUCK
fuck calum hood but also fuck calum hood
where can i get a pair of panties with 1d splashed across the butt to remind everyone who tries to hit it who really owns this ass