didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts)

"every time you hurt me I apologized because I felt guilty for making you feel bad"

late night feelings  (via withoutexistance)

enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

(Source: wh1rring)

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

"Today is not the day to mess with me."

zodiacsociety:

- Virgo (zodiacsociety)

(Source: )

f0r93t:

Tumblr should warn us when we reblog the same picture 2 times.

(Source: rain-force)

w33nawbuzznarl:

rifa:

lisasedai:

i hate it when

there’s like a feeling in your gut that something is very wrong and the feeling is so strong that it makes you feel physically ill but the problem is that there’s actually nothing wrong so you don’t know what to do

and the feeling just doesn’t go away

OH MY GOD OTHER PEOPLE GET THIS

what if you have a soul mate and thats what happens 

when theyre in trouble 

(Source: ladugard)

annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website

petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate