i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

(Source: slutwhat)

svvords:

i dont trust people who can look good with messy hair

(Source: wasiangod)

eatingisfab:

i am pretty

  • pretty dumb 
  • pretty stupid
  • pretty annoying

everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

stability:

sext: I bought you concert tickets

(Source: stability)

niggapus:

i don’t participate at all in school

i just sit there and look hot

image

(Source: snorlaxatives)

alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is