narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

(Source: expels)

weedjoke420:

no offense but what the fuck am i doing

kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

andrewbelami:

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

(Source: foodtrucker)