kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

andrewbelami:

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

(Source: foodtrucker)

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

(Source: basedgosh)

"I hate myself for wanting to be loved by you."

after ruining a good friendship (via goodkiddmc)

heatmor:

literally what the fuck is pitbull even talking about

(Source: cradily)

hancljob:

abomasnow:

what if a follower transferred to your school just to try and get close to you

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